Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I can't turn off my feet"
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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