did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
