He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
