I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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