You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend