your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.