that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe isn't a time...
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!