Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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