its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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