peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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