gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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