Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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