are you still at the devil's house?
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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