Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Let's paint friendship bongs
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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