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ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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