Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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