i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
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I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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