For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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