you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
im six kinds of drunk right now
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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