my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My ATM looks so different sober.
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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