I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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