So drunk, too bad you don't want this
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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