he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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