I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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