I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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