Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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