Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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