Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
organizing the empties. That sober.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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