I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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