There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
When did angry sex become our thing?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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