I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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