My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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