if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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