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I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
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you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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