Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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