Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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