seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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