That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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