your thong is hanging out like whoa
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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