OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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