Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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