ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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