Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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