Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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