playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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