did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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