Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Randomize
