I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
The ass gains better be worth it
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