And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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