So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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