Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
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Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..