ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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