There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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