Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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